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High school sucked. I was not one of the popular kids and the girls wanted nothing to do with me. In fact, some of them were complete bitches and pretty mean. It didn’t help that I had terrible acne and low self esteem. To this day, I still cringe when I’m somewhere that has groups of teenagers.

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